Tengo pesadillas de quesadillas

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
morganathewitch
dartfrogs

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ブォン but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ブォン

celyndrical

Can you make him throw this 🍍

dartfrogs

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ブォン

celyndrical

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

dartfrogs

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

celyndrical

Here you go!

💖

dartfrogs

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

gamerartist250

(っ💖)っ  ah.

lemonade-sky
cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

ankle-beez
the-seelie-court-official

Whenever you're keysmashing and you type the word 'fag' in there, that's no accident: that is me. That is my influence and my spirit upon you.

luv-vivi

Please stop im not allowed to say it

the-seelie-court-official

kill the cop inside your mind

luv-vivi

?

the-seelie-court-official

who put the rule inside your head? Some divisive asshole that wants to splinter our movement? Some proper authority that wanted you silent? Think on it.

Are you a faggot, or a coward? Call yourself what you want. Your enemies certainly will

luv-vivi

But,

it still gives me the ick,

and im only a bi person

the-seelie-court-official

"only" bi. Kill the cop inside your mind.

manty-monster

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lemonade-sky
cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇